How to be hungover at work

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How to be hungover at work

My colleague once said, if you can’t be hungover at work, you can’t be hungover anywhere. 

Being an adult these days is about curbing your black our tendencies to weekends only. A time when you have responsibilities, bills to pay and can’t just rock up to work reeking of sex and tequila, because it's unacceptable apparently.

However, it happens to the best of us; Getting lit on a Wednesday and waking up on a Thursday feeling like you need an IV! The only way to really deal with a hangover is basically pretend that you didn’t get blackout drunk on a weekday. So basically lie!

If you don’t know how to be hungover at work aka pretend to be a functioning alcoholic then here is a guide:

1.) Do not tell anyone about what you really did last night. Lie! You've got this.

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2.) Avoid eye contact or conversation

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3.) Drink water like it's your job

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4.) Don’t wear your sunglasses inside, this makes it obvious

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5.) Text your equally hungover friends and laugh about what you did last night

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6.) Force feed yourself

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7.) Don’t do anything too important, because you’re not going to do anything well

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Lastly, when the clock strikes fuck-this-shit-o'clock why not reward yourself for surviving this ordeal with another drink. Go on you deserve it. You've come a long way!


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