We know what you're thinking; real friends don't let friends wear Crocs and if Mondays were shoes, they'd be crocs.
The Internet has pretty much officially deemed Crocs as a 100% effective method of birth control. But if Crocs are so ugly and everyone hates them then why are people still buying them? Which brings me to my next point:
"If everybody hates Crocs, but the company is worth $2 billion. Some of you mother F%#^%$ are lying!"
Lets put aside the fact that they are not exactly the most attractive foot attire you have ever seen, but from a orthopedic stance crocs provide nothing but:
1.) Comfort, because who wouldn't want to feel like they are walking on a cloud of sole coziness?
2.) Light, because who wouldn't want to feel like they're barefoot on a beach with sand oozing through their toes?
3.) Ventilated, because even your feet need to breathe.
4.) Resistant to bacteria and odor, because smelly feet have never been hot.
5.) Slip resistant, because accidents do happen but can be avoided.
6.) Uniquely customised, because they come in a range of awesome colors and styles.
These clog-like shoes offer the ultimate protection and comfort. An orthopedic dream, which offers daily comfort for people who spend most of the day on their feet, a shoe that thinks on it's feet! Crocs provide relief for swollen feet suffers and are a mom's go to shoe for little ones, as long as they don't grow out of them. With all that being said, no wonder Crocs have become the casual shoe of choice. Admit it, you'd wear them!