Valentines day is when is when stores & restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty little faces with chocolate.
Look before you think I’m one of those single people who hate valentine’s day, only because I’m single and lonely, I’m not one of those people. I love being single, it's almost like being rich. I get to be who I am and do what I want with people that I love! I feel like I have everything! But I still hate Valentines day!
Why? Because Valentines day is just a bunch of propaganda which conveniently reminds and/or forces one to show appreciation to their other half which, well any day of the year is just as good if not better. Let me just say this, any oak who waits for Valentines day to treat his chick like a queen, is seriously failing.
This brings me to my next point, I think Valentines day is basically just for single people to announce their undying love for someone in hopes that it turns into a relationship. I mean like do couples even still celebrate Valentines day?
Therefore, I like to go with a more unconventional approach to valentine’s day. Ditch the chocolates, ditch the flowers. Here’s a list of non valentine propaganda gifts, that you wish you had thought of:
A Cheat Meal
Okay this is an obvious one and you probably already thought of it, but what better way to connect with your partner than a good quality feed together.
An At Home Spa Treatment
Don’t pay money for someone else to touch your person, do it yourself instead. The only time you’ll probably get a happy ending too. Such a win, win situation.
Nothing shows your partner they still do it for your like jumping their bones unexpectedly.
Post it Notes
The opportunities are endless with these babies. Remind your lover of the reasons why you fell in love with them. Make a trail of love, notes, play hide and seek or cover your naked body in them and make him read them.
Turn their favourite beverage into a “love potion”. Get drunk together.
Easy, fun, and not as cheesy!